Sunday, September 16, 2012

Tilt It Like Sinatra, Please

Today's blog challenge is to write about 5 ways to win my heart.

That seems a little personal, plus, why do I want to give it away ; )

So, instead I am going to write a few things that have become a joke among my friends in regard to whomever I marry.
*=Grain of truth but mostly a joke

 1.  Own and wear a fedora.  It is a non-essential essential (the nice way to say, I will marry you even if you don't have one, but it would be nice).  And, he needs to tilt it like Frank Sinatra (and now, Neal Caffrey).

2.   Be able to chop wood.  If I can split wood (with a splitter) and stack it, he should be able to do all of that and more.

3.  Needs to look good in a tuxedo.  Not all guys can pull it off naturally.

4.  Being able to cook well would be a plus, especially considering the family from which I come.

5.  *Have a private jet.  I need to be able to fly my friends to our yearly reunion location (duh!).

Now you have had a taste of what my friends like to tease me about.

And, if you ever want to discuss diamond rings with me, just say the word.  I have serious opinions about a circular stone in a four-prong setting.

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